At my mom’s today, saw this LP sitting on the turntable.

“Did you buy this record new, mom?” I asked, tipped off by the RTI poly sleeve peeking out from underneath the jacket.

“Yeah, but it’s not making any sound, I don’t know what’s wrong” she replied.

While I may give off vibes otherwise, I’m pretty shit in my understanding of stereo components. Thankfully, all that was needed was plugging in the red thing in the red hole, the white thing in the white hole, and presto I am son of the year.

All in a day’s work.