Kraftwerk

Trans-Europe Express

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So with three little girls running around this place like savages around the bonfire, I've had to adapt. Change my way of thinking. Try new ideas.

The one I'm most proud of involves my middle child, Mabel. As she strongly resembles me (and I too am a middle child) I have a feeling she may end up being my favorite. I write that reluctantly, but also realize that none of my daughters will ever have Vault subscriptions to be able to read it here.

Mabel, if left to her own devices, will stay up until 10:30pm. That just ain't cricket. It's been driving us nuts.

Frustrated a week ago around 9:15pm, I grabbed that beautiful little girl and strapped her into her carseat and just started driving. Fifteen minutes later, she was out, successfully transferred to her bed, and mom and I were able to enjoy the brief five minutes we had together before we passed out in a stupor.

And thus it's become my routine to drive Mabel around at night to get her to go to sleep. Soundtrack is key, as the Rockabye Baby and Vitamin String Quartet comps would seem to be no-brainer knock-outs for a two-year-old. But beware, those cause her to stay awake and HOUR in the backseat of the car and I ain't got time for that shit.

Without a doubt, the best soundtrack for getting baby girl zonked is Kraftwerk. And Side A of "Trans-Europe Express" is as good a three song combo you'll ever find anywhere in the world. "Europe Endless" is my savior. Sometimes, she doesn't even make it through that song, but I'll sit just a little bit longer in the driveway enjoying the electronic symphony painting fanciful still lifes of the Rhine River valley in my mind.

PS. Is anyone else downright PISSED that Kraftwerk went and changed the cover of this album to some bullshit black-and-white illustration of a train? What gives? I get that train is the "Trans-Europe Express", but changing the cover FORTY years after the album came out? Bush-leagues. The oil-painting portrait is one of my favorite album covers of ALL TIME and deserves to be seen every chance possible. Rant over.